Video Transcript:

Afterparty for The Clutch Powers Movie. The room is crowded, loud, and dark, but the emphasis is on a couch, where two golden-clad figures are sitting. It can be assumed, and is incredibly likely that these two are Jay Walker and Zane Julien, who had attended the premiere. The taller figure does have a silvery skin tone, which solidifies the speculation.

Jay is draped across Zane's lap, hand in his gi. It's obvious that he's drunk, and talking under his breath. Zane looks unphased.

The audio is hard to make out.

Zane: [undecipherable], you have your yang.

Jay (growing louder with each statement): I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.

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